Why Cars are better than girls:
1) Cars dont have mood swings
2) Cars dont get orgasms by having 1,000 dollar notes thrown at them which results in
3) Cars dont run away with other guys
4) Cars can be entrusted with your safety
5) If people bang your car, you can CLAIM insurance PAYOUTS, if pple bang your girl, you have to SPEND $$ aborting or raising the child.
1) Cars dont have mood swings
2) Cars dont get orgasms by having 1,000 dollar notes thrown at them which results in
3) Cars dont run away with other guys
4) Cars can be entrusted with your safety
5) If people bang your car, you can CLAIM insurance PAYOUTS, if pple bang your girl, you have to SPEND $$ aborting or raising the child.
posted by Wu_Qing at 4:09 PM
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